Everything about you is perfect

Everything about you is perfect – your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body. Perfect! You’re lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar.

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Newsflash: Police are looking for a suspect who’s smart, sexy, witty and very gorgeous. They’ve already eliminated you from the list of suspects. Where do you think I should hide?

Star Wars Version of You Might Be a Redneck Jokes

You Might Be a Star Wars Redneck if At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored You Might Be a Star Wars Redneck if The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters. You Might Be a Star Wars Redneck if There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder You Might Be a Star Wars Redneck if Wookies are offended by your B.O. You Might Be a Star Wars Redneck if You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok You Might Be a Star Wars Redneck if You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks You Might Be a Star Wars Redneck if You ever lost a hand during a light-saber fight because you had to spit. You Might Be a Star Wars Redneck if You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder You Might Be a Star Wars Redneck if You have ever had an X-wing fighter up on blocks in your yard. You Might Be a Star Wars Redneck if you have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone’s Farm Strawberry Hill. You Might Be a Star Wars Redneck if You think the ...

A computer scientist, a surgeon, and a civil engineer joke

A computer scientist, a surgeon, and a civil engineer were gathered at the pub. The surgeon boasts, Surgery is the oldest technology in the world. It’s in the Bible. God removed Adam’s rib while he slept. This is clear evidence that surgery pre-dates all other technological endevors. Without so much as a beat, the civil engineer says that before that, God formed the Earth, the stars, and everything from nothing but chaos. He created rivers, mountians and oceans. This was clear evidence that civil engineering pre-dates all other technological endevors. No to be outdone, the computer scientist points out, “Yes, but where do you think the Chaos came from?”
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