Everything about you is perfect

Everything about you is perfect – your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body. Perfect! You’re lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar.

Funny sms shayari

Newsflash: Police are looking for a suspect who’s smart, sexy, witty and very gorgeous. They’ve already eliminated you from the list of suspects. Where do you think ...

Star Wars Version of You Might Be a Redneck Jokes

You Might Be a Star Wars Redneck if At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored You Might Be a Star Wars Redneck if The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters. You ...

A computer scientist, a surgeon, and a civil engineer joke

A computer scientist, a surgeon, and a civil engineer were gathered at the pub. The surgeon boasts, Surgery is the oldest technology in the world. It’s in the Bible. God removed Adam’s ...
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