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47 Funny Sayings / Hilarious quotes: about “Women” Collections

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works. – Will Rogers Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make men stupid. – Dave Barry The only reason I’d ever get a sex change operation is to see what it’s like to be right all the time. – Brian ‏@JustASmirk Women have more imagination than men. They need it to tell us how wonderful we are.
 – Arnold H. Glasow Women are like diesel engines. And what I mean by that is it may take a little while to get ’em warmed up, but once you do, they can run a long, long time. Whereas, men, on the other hand, men are more like bottle rockets. – Jeff Foxworthy Men are simpler than you imagine my sweet child. But what goes on in the twisted, tortuous minds of women would baffle anyone. – Daphne du Maurier Feminine intuition is a fiction and a fraud. It is nonsensical, illogical, emotional, ridiculous, and practically foolproof. – Harry Haenigsen The ...

Petrol Price Hike Jokes, meme, funny images, SMS for whatsapp, facebook & twitter COLLECTIONS

May your happiness increase like Petrol Price, May your sorrow fall like Indian Rupee, and May your joy fill your heart like corruption in India…!!! Bikhari 1: Are dkho, kisi ne meri cycle chura li Aur apni bike yaha chhod gaya. Bikhari 2: Tu to sach mein lut gaya, ye to petrol se chalti hai! 1 litre petrol aur 1 bottle beer, same rate hai! . . . Jhoom lo ya Ghoom lo..!! What will be the ad for Petrol in Year 2020? . . . Buy 10 liter Petrol & Get 1 Tata Nano free…!!! Since the Rates of PETROL is getting high day by day. Now ‘LONG DRIVES’ are to be considered The Most ‘LUXURIOUS GIFT’ Ever. All Girls’ Dream men will come on horse! All thanks to the Petrol Price Hike! Dear Father-in-Law, I deeply regret taking a Car in dowry. Please take your Daughter or Car back… I cannot afford both. Now Tata Nano’s fuel cost will be more than its EMI per month! Beer is now cheaper than petrol!!! Now, there will be new slogan: JUST DRINK; Don’t DRIVE!!!


I’m so grateful that i have you as a friend.Thanks for always believing in me. Happy birthday . . . Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du apne dost ko kya uphar du koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du Junam Din Mubarak Suraj roshni le kar aayaa Aur chidyon ne gaanaa gaayaa Phoolon ne hans hans kar bolaa Mubarak ho tumhaara janam din aaya Wish you a very happy birthday May life lead you 2 great happiness success and hope dat all your wishes comes true enjoy your day ullan te hansi mubarak saalgirah di khushi mubarak Kadi na aave koi dukh teriyan raha te lodh pave ta sir rakh layi meriyan bahan te Happy birthday Some people like Sunday Some people like Monday But how ever I like one day It s your Birthday Happy Birthday Hum apke dl me rhte h is liye har dard sahete h humse pahle koi kah n de isliye advanse me h b day jahte ha Wish you a many many happy returns of the day May God bless you with health wealth and prosperity in your life HAPPY ...

WhatsApp Funny status collection

WhatsApp Funny status collection Great power comes with great electricity bills. Do you still hate me?? I don’t care!! Life is onetime offers use it well. Life is short smile while you still have teeth. Follow your heart but take your brain with you. Enjoy your life–there’s is plenty of time to be dead. If Monday had a face, I would punch it. I’m too shy at first but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit. Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed. Stop thinking too much, it’s all right not to know all the answers. No one is the reason of your happiness expect you yourself. Silent people have the craziest minds. Marriage means silent suicide. I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice. All my life a thought air was free…Until I bought a bag of chips. People said to follow your dreams so i went back to bed. 3 AM my cell is ringing…hey there you asleep?? No I’m Skydiving. I am a ninja, no, you are not. Did you see me do that? Do ...

TOP Attitude Whatsapp Status in Hindi

Attitude Whatsapp Status in Hindi सुन पगली हम तो ‪#‎Shauk‬ से ‪#‎Status‬ लिखते है, पर लोगो को सच-मुच का ‪#‎Shock‬ लग जाते है. *****Attitude Status for Whatsapp in Hindi***** इतना Attitude मत दिखा पगली, मेरे फोन की बैटरी भी तुझसे ज्यादा Hot है. *****Hindi Attitude Whatsapp Status***** ना तड़पाएगी, ना दिल को धड़कायेगी, अपनी वाली, आने वाली ही होगी तो छप्पड़ फाड़ कर आएगी. *****Attitude Hindi Whatsapp Status***** काश कोई उसे बता दें कि इस ‪#‎FUNNY_FACE‬ के पीछे भी ‪#‎DIL‬ है, जो उसके लिए #‎PAGAL‬ हैं. *****Whatsapp Status in Hindi Attitude***** Bhai Digree तुझे किसी ...

Rainy Day SMS, Rain SMS, Baarish SMS COLLECTIONS

Summer rain is soft and cool, so I go barefoot in a pool. But winter rain is cold, and pours, so I must watch it from indoors. Rain, rain, went away. Sun came out with pipe of clay. blew a bubble whole-world-wide, stuck a rainbow on one side. Heard the rhythm of the raindrops Dripping to the ground. Heard the rhythm of the raindrops Dropping all around. Heard the rhythm of the raindrops Drumming on the rafter. Heard the rhythm of the raindrops Drowning out our laughter. Glory of the day, soundless and restrain, With dark clouds, and blessings of rains. Clouds on way, the splashing of drops, Cheers of birds, whispers of waves with fame. Now soothing of rain, with rainbow’s name, Praising in a way, this is blessed in all ways. HAPPY RAINS Every Rain Drop Would Be One Of Your Smile I Wish That It Rains Heavily Through Out So That There’s No Space For Tears In Your Life HaPpY rAiNy DaY (: I am sure it is a great mistake always to know enough to go in when it rains. One may keep snug and ...

Famous Quotes Collections

“Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.” ― Dr. Seuss “I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.” ― Marilyn Monroe “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” ― Oscar Wilde “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” ― Albert Einstein “Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter, and those who matter don’t mind.” ― Bernard M. Baruch “You’ve gotta dance like there’s nobody watching, Love like you’ll never be hurt, Sing like there’s nobody listening, And live like it’s heaven on earth.” ― William W. Purkey “You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” ― ...

General equations & statistics

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a ma

Two Tigers were resting under a tree

Two Tigers were resting under a tree.. Suddenly a RABBIT passed very fast. Tiger could not make out & asked, “What was that?” 2nd Tiger smiled and said: . . . . Fast Food…my dear friend

Millions of people write Love Letters

Millions of people write Love Letters. But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me. Just imagine how lucky I am! Great words Said by, —DUST BIN—
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